fieriframes:

86% sure it's a screen shot of a group of people posing for a photo. Caption: Nature of Taurus is cold and dry facing the South.ALT

[Nature of Taurus is cold and dry facing the South.]

seobot:

A screenshot of a headline titled "Attitude Tiktok Captions." Below is a header that reads, "Yeah, attitude captions are important because TikTok users are generally under age group of 14-21. So they love Attitude TikTok captions." The following are captions listed in the article.ALT
My key to dealing with stress is simple: just stay cool.ALT
I am not a fan of anyone because I feel you lost your real inner self.ALT
Fun quote for Instagram.ALT
Release the beast within.ALT
I'm not glad it's Friday. I'm glad it's today. Love your life 7 days a week.ALT
I love selfies.ALT
I am really smart so you can like me..ALT
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a.ALT

14-21 year olds with attitude are always saying these

sexhaver:
“ca-dmv-bot:
“Customer: FOR KEVIN DURANT YOU ARE GOLDEN FOR
DMV: FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Verdict: DENIED
”
do you think the DMV employees ever get personally insulted that people think they’re this stupid? i would
”

sexhaver:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: FOR KEVIN DURANT YOU ARE GOLDEN FOR
DMV: FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Verdict: DENIED

do you think the DMV employees ever get personally insulted that people think they’re this stupid? i would

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grawly:

kunosoura:

sailor-sappho:

azzandra:

grawly:

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her ‘prettier’, I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic–too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women–this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can’t help but think. My. What a coincidence you’ve made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

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Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

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TLDR it’s a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

what the fuck happened to my post

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penisgirlfriend:

i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it’s not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that’s katie’s url, she’s had it forever, it’s fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence

(via deploybits)

911boofer:

CHASER YODA: maybe trans for straight man you do, hmm? looking for something new, I am

woman: *doesn’t reply*

Y: return to the force, I will. on your hands my blood will be

SAME NUMBER 2 HOURS LATER: yoda’s doctor this is,

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hollowtones:

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Bart’s Plea

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